Friday, September 03, 2004
I'm a lazy piece of poo
I realized that I hadn't updated in several days, and I just wanted to put you all at ease by telling you that you haven't missed much. Here is what I have done this week:
- I told American Eagle SoHo (Flagship store...81) that I wasn't coming back to them. There was a great weeping and gnashing of teeth.
- I asked American Eagle 34th Street if I could work for them. They're talking to their people and will subsequently call my people. Actually I have to call them today. I'll probably go down there and be irresistible so they can't say no. I even told them that I have a problem with authority, I don't really like to work hard, and I'm always late. If they hire me, which I have every reason to believe they will, they can't say I didn't warn them.
- I tried to buy books, but the bookstore said that none had been requested for either of my classes. Darn. I was really in the mood to spend $500 too.
- I met with my cooperating professor for my internship. He reminds me a little of the pageant coach guy from "Miss Congeniality," except he's not gay. He's just very very sure of his own fabulousness in his field...and 70 years old. It's actually quite amusing.
- I had lunch with Megan Smith...a highlight if ever there was one.
- I finally met Joy...twice (the first of the 2 times actually being the 2nd and the 2nd being the 3rd). Nobody gets this, I know, except Megan Smith and Ann. Sorry, but it really is funny.
- I had cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery with Megan, Ann, and Joy.
- I finished reading Jane Austen's "Emma," although, having seen "Clueless" about a bazillion times, none of it was at all surprising. However, I did find it interesting that instead of creating a Jane Fairfax for "Clueless," they just made Christian (Frank Churchill) gay.
- I mailed $13.30 to NJ. I haven't gotten the bill for the other toll I couldn't pay. I doubt I will.
- I bought toilet paper from the grocery store downstairs, and while I was waiting for him to ring it up, I was reading the headlines of "El Mundo," the Spanish paper that was sitting on the counter. The guy kept looking at me all confused like he was wondering if I didn't know that the paper was in Spanish. It was a lot of fun for me. Then he called me "linda" and I exited the store.
And that pretty much brings us to this moment. See? Nothing excting.
- I told American Eagle SoHo (Flagship store...81) that I wasn't coming back to them. There was a great weeping and gnashing of teeth.
- I asked American Eagle 34th Street if I could work for them. They're talking to their people and will subsequently call my people. Actually I have to call them today. I'll probably go down there and be irresistible so they can't say no. I even told them that I have a problem with authority, I don't really like to work hard, and I'm always late. If they hire me, which I have every reason to believe they will, they can't say I didn't warn them.
- I tried to buy books, but the bookstore said that none had been requested for either of my classes. Darn. I was really in the mood to spend $500 too.
- I met with my cooperating professor for my internship. He reminds me a little of the pageant coach guy from "Miss Congeniality," except he's not gay. He's just very very sure of his own fabulousness in his field...and 70 years old. It's actually quite amusing.
- I had lunch with Megan Smith...a highlight if ever there was one.
- I finally met Joy...twice (the first of the 2 times actually being the 2nd and the 2nd being the 3rd). Nobody gets this, I know, except Megan Smith and Ann. Sorry, but it really is funny.
- I had cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery with Megan, Ann, and Joy.
- I finished reading Jane Austen's "Emma," although, having seen "Clueless" about a bazillion times, none of it was at all surprising. However, I did find it interesting that instead of creating a Jane Fairfax for "Clueless," they just made Christian (Frank Churchill) gay.
- I mailed $13.30 to NJ. I haven't gotten the bill for the other toll I couldn't pay. I doubt I will.
- I bought toilet paper from the grocery store downstairs, and while I was waiting for him to ring it up, I was reading the headlines of "El Mundo," the Spanish paper that was sitting on the counter. The guy kept looking at me all confused like he was wondering if I didn't know that the paper was in Spanish. It was a lot of fun for me. Then he called me "linda" and I exited the store.
And that pretty much brings us to this moment. See? Nothing excting.
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