Onward Hoe!

Yes, these are the illustrious Spice Girls (from r to l): Sporty, Posh, Ginger, Scary, and Baby. But whaddya say we re-name them--just for grins and giggles--according to the personas projected in the picture? Yeah? Sounds fun? OK, here's my revamped Spice Girl roster!

(from r to l):
Glam Spice- the hair, the carefully applied make-up, I mean, honestly. this girl doesn't look like she'd be down with breaking a sweat doing anything remotely sporty!

Angry Spice- is some watery tart flirting with Mr. Beckham again? she looks ready to stab someone with a spiky Manolo Blahnik...

"No, You're Spicy!" Spice- she's rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off her and--you get the idea

Devil Spice- the hair is merely wrapped around her horns! I mean, does she think she's fooling anyone that way?

Hush Spice- no longer Baby Spice, she's actually a Baby Momma now. and the little one is sleeping, so shhhh!

Now it's your turn! How would you rename the Spice Girls? (They're Beth's favorite music group of all time, by the way, which is why I've included them. Even though she's not in charge right now, I thought I'd blog something with her in mind. That's just the kind of considerate Blogjacker I am. I can hear her now... "make it last forever, friendship never ee-eeends!")

Signing off,
Whitney the Blogjacker