Onward Hoe!

#1- If you can finish that song line without Googling or otherwise internet researching it (ahem, you know who you are), you are my hero and awarded 1000 points for being my soulmate. Please propose immediately if you are male, single, under 35 and reasonably hygienic...or not. You know, whatever.

#2- Please go to the top of the page, type "Clay Aiken" in the search field, and then click "search this blog" for a shocking look into my small obsession. I mean, really, considering the fact that I've been blogging for a year and a half now, I don't talk about him that much, but still...