Onward Hoe!

So my beautiful sister is in Kuwait with the Air Force, and the lucky hoe got there just in time to meet the one...the only... CHUCK NORRIS!! I asked her to find out if the rumors about him and the devil are true...you know, that he sold his soul to satan for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts abilities, and that after the transaction was complete, Chuck round-house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back...and then that the devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad, and that the two of them now play poker together once a month. No word yet on whether or not the rumors have been confirmed, but this has to be the most amazing photo to ever grace this blog. Enjoy it, friends. I know I am.