Onward Hoe!

So someone in my building either drives a limo or has a car service because there's always this long, black limo outside, and I think they must drive it because (a) if you live in my apartment complex, you probably can't afford a car service, and (b) the driver's not always in the car, so I think he's in his apartment.

Seeing this limo all the time has got me thinking, though. What if, instead of spending money on anything else, I got rid of my car and hired a driver? Think about it. I wouldn't have to deal with the stress of driving (and it does stress me out). In the winter, I would go out to the car in the mornings, and it would be all warmed up for me. In the summer, it would already be cooled. I wouldn't have to worry about finding a parking spot. I could always fit one more person in for the ride. Road trip, anyone? No auto insurance bills. No maintenance bills. No gas, no wiper blades, no new tires, no car-washes.

You're all going to steal my idea now, aren't you?