Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Y'all didn't know I was such a stripper, did you?
Well, some of you did.
ANYhoe, I had to pee just now, which I do periodically each day. So, potty trained as I am, I went. And as I was pulling up my pants, I ripped my Tuesday undies. I realize, of course, that today is Wednesday, but I'm wearing my Tuesday undies anyway because I'm a rebel like that. So they ripped straight down one side, and now they're just hanging on by a little bit of what can only be described as piping. I can't think of a better word for it at least. I thought they were just regular undies, not the tear-away variety, but I've just been proven wrong. Even I didn't know I was such a stripper.
This is very sad because Tuesday was my last pair of day-of-the-week undies left. Granted, I think I only bought Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday, but still. It's the end of an era in some ways.
ANYhoe, I had to pee just now, which I do periodically each day. So, potty trained as I am, I went. And as I was pulling up my pants, I ripped my Tuesday undies. I realize, of course, that today is Wednesday, but I'm wearing my Tuesday undies anyway because I'm a rebel like that. So they ripped straight down one side, and now they're just hanging on by a little bit of what can only be described as piping. I can't think of a better word for it at least. I thought they were just regular undies, not the tear-away variety, but I've just been proven wrong. Even I didn't know I was such a stripper.
This is very sad because Tuesday was my last pair of day-of-the-week undies left. Granted, I think I only bought Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday, but still. It's the end of an era in some ways.
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