Onward Hoe!

I know I made that end-of-year resolution or whatever to write every day, and I know that it's been a week now since I last did, but honestly, I didn't have anything to say, and I'm not sure people read this mess anyway, and I hadn't received any messages of "Where are you?" or "Ummm...hello?" or "Did you fall in?" so I figured if y'all didn't care, I didn't need to either. After all, I do all of this for the fans. However...

I went to the dentist yesterday (no cavities!!), and I got into a conversation with the hygienist about the tartar-scraping. The conversation started with me wincing and making little gasps of pain and discomfort, to which she replied, "I'm almost done. I know you hate this part." When she took her giant metal hook of torture out my mouth, I said, "Does anybody actually like this part?" Apparently there are freaks out there who do. She said she has some patients who tell her she can just dig down in there as hard as she wants. They actually request that she scrape harder because in their sicko masochistic minds, they think it feels good.

There are also people who hate the polishing part. I don't know if these are the same people who like the scraping part, but I think they're all crazy. Crazy, I tell you! Alright. Show of hands (and by hands, of course, I mean comments). And be honest here. Does anyone seriously like the tartar-scraping and/or hate the tooth-polishing? Come on. Who are the crazies?