Sunday, June 20, 2004
Constructions
Can I leave for Europe right now? Man, I'm ready. Ok, so I set up my voicemail thingamabob so's y'all can all call and leave me goofy messages. You'll love it. Even if you don't give a rip about leaving me a message, just do it once to hear the instructions in an Australian accent. It's FABULOUS!
To leave me voicemail:
1) Dial 1-800-706-1333
2) Press *, then 2 to send a voice message.
3) Enter my digits: 7 211 216 501 182
4) Follow the nice Aussie lady's instructions to leave me a message.
5) Tell me (in a detailed message) how much you miss me and can't wait til I come back because your life is utterly hopeless and ruined without me, and that you can't wait to hear all about my new Italian and/or Spanish boyfriends but that when I return you want to set me up with your cute friend/cousin/brother/old roommate who loves Jesus and the Simpsons and who wants to w(h)isk me away to a foreign land where he will be a missionary and I can teach English/the Gospel to a lonely and dying unreached people.
6) Hang up.
To leave me voicemail:
1) Dial 1-800-706-1333
2) Press *, then 2 to send a voice message.
3) Enter my digits: 7 211 216 501 182
4) Follow the nice Aussie lady's instructions to leave me a message.
5) Tell me (in a detailed message) how much you miss me and can't wait til I come back because your life is utterly hopeless and ruined without me, and that you can't wait to hear all about my new Italian and/or Spanish boyfriends but that when I return you want to set me up with your cute friend/cousin/brother/old roommate who loves Jesus and the Simpsons and who wants to w(h)isk me away to a foreign land where he will be a missionary and I can teach English/the Gospel to a lonely and dying unreached people.
6) Hang up.
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