Saturday, July 31, 2004
If I were European, I'd probably:
1) smoke. Everywhere. Regardless of whether I was inside or out, in an open or an enclosed space.
2) have a mullet. An oddly trendy one.
3) be a sk8r (if you will) chick. It's apparently either that or wear clothes that are a size or 2 too small. I'll go with baggy--it looks better with the mullet.
4) shop at Mango.
5) wear a bra with clear straps. Maybe not. That's more for the tight shirt girls. The sk8r chicks wear a black bra with everything.
6) wear shirts that would give me the weirdest tan line EVER. Oh wait, I've already done that. I can't wait til y'all see it. Hopefully I will have toned it down by then, but I don't think it's possible. It seriously looks like I'm all the time wearing a white tank top. Score.
2) have a mullet. An oddly trendy one.
3) be a sk8r (if you will) chick. It's apparently either that or wear clothes that are a size or 2 too small. I'll go with baggy--it looks better with the mullet.
4) shop at Mango.
5) wear a bra with clear straps. Maybe not. That's more for the tight shirt girls. The sk8r chicks wear a black bra with everything.
6) wear shirts that would give me the weirdest tan line EVER. Oh wait, I've already done that. I can't wait til y'all see it. Hopefully I will have toned it down by then, but I don't think it's possible. It seriously looks like I'm all the time wearing a white tank top. Score.
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