Thursday, August 05, 2004
One further note on Madrid
After spending the entire morning in the Museo Prado in Madrid, I have the following to say regarding the women in almost every painting I saw. Bearing in mind that these are the women who have been immortalized in oil on canvas, I noted that they all have some combination of:
-gut
-love handles
-fat thighs
-large rear
-small breasts
I think that covers just about all the major insecurities woman all over the U.S. have about their bodies. So let's just think...Skinny girl with big boobs=porn star/hooker/CAR MODEL whereas the beefy chick with little tatas=painted on a ginormous canvas and cherished in a museum as priceless art, not flesh (although she is indeed quite fleshy). Not to offend any of you who are perfect...just to give the rest of us a boost. Amen.
-gut
-love handles
-fat thighs
-large rear
-small breasts
I think that covers just about all the major insecurities woman all over the U.S. have about their bodies. So let's just think...Skinny girl with big boobs=porn star/hooker/CAR MODEL whereas the beefy chick with little tatas=painted on a ginormous canvas and cherished in a museum as priceless art, not flesh (although she is indeed quite fleshy). Not to offend any of you who are perfect...just to give the rest of us a boost. Amen.
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