this is not an update. don't get excited.
Photos coming soon, folks, just as soon as I get off the couch, stop watching Friends, and find the cord that connects the digital camera to the computer. In the meantime, however, here's my list. A while back, our friends at Vamanos Amigos issued an assignment, which I have just completed:
I've never...
-had a broken bone
-made out with a boy I didn't know
-been a lesbian
-watched the OC
-owned a car that wasn't a
-been to
-been drunk
-smoked a cigarette
-eaten frog's legs
-made my bed consistently for more than 2 months
-driven cross-country
-been drunk-dialed
-liked John Mayer (touchy one, I know. I'm sorry.)
-consumed an entire serving of beer
-owned a Michael Jackson album
-shopped at Hollister
-been a bride (only a bridesmaid)
-read all of Deuteronomy
-celebrated Mardi Gras
-been to
-met anyone from
-owned a Barbie doll
-played croquet
-parachuted o'er the
I have, however…
-been on the dean's list
-had parts of my body removed (well, parts of parts, but I think it still counts)
-played a high school sport
-had stitches
-dyed or highlighted my hair
-used a tanning bed
-pierced anything other than my ears
-done a real live push-up
-run a mile without stopping a lot to walk
-had a full-time job (but just one, and it was kind of fake)