Monday, February 26, 2007
Hi Beautiful..
Remember when I made my new myspace page, and I kept getting emails from shady, old, George Castanza-dudes because the picture was of my rack? Well, apparently the one of me by the open door putting money into the pocket of a scarf is equally sexy. I just got the following message in my myspace inbox, and the subject was the same as the title of this post. Yes, with two periods. Too many to complete a sentence, not enough to make an ellipsis. I really don't know what to do with this. I mean, y'all know I could never date a man with punctuation this bad:
Hi Rockin'....I know that you don't know me and I don't know you, but I would love to get a chance to do that sometime....My name is Tree, but my real name is Calvin. I am a student at the School of Communication Arts and I would just like to get to know u a li'l bit better. I think that u r so beautiful and extremely sexy. Maybe we can chat, or something and go out and talk over dinner or something... I would even pay..LOL... But I would definitely love to meet you, though.....my number is (252)864-5266...U can call me when u feel like it elegance,,,
Ok, why is it funny that he would pay for dinner? I think that should be a given if he's offering to take me out on a date. And did he compose this as a text message? "You" is not a long word. Neither is "are." It's just two extra letters, friend. Type them out.
Anycrap, I just wanted to give y'all a little chuckle. Feel free to call him, but only if you consider yourself "elegance,,,."
And then read the NEW dirtydish.
Hi Rockin'....I know that you don't know me and I don't know you, but I would love to get a chance to do that sometime....My name is Tree, but my real name is Calvin. I am a student at the School of Communication Arts and I would just like to get to know u a li'l bit better. I think that u r so beautiful and extremely sexy. Maybe we can chat, or something and go out and talk over dinner or something... I would even pay..LOL... But I would definitely love to meet you, though.....my number is (252)864-5266...U can call me when u feel like it elegance,,,
Ok, why is it funny that he would pay for dinner? I think that should be a given if he's offering to take me out on a date. And did he compose this as a text message? "You" is not a long word. Neither is "are." It's just two extra letters, friend. Type them out.
Anycrap, I just wanted to give y'all a little chuckle. Feel free to call him, but only if you consider yourself "elegance,,,."
And then read the NEW dirtydish.
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LMAO...I once had a guy call me "sweetness"! What IS that about?! And the "U" and "R" crap bugs the hell out of me too! What's worse is the "CU L8R"! It just makes me think "how lazy!". His whole message made me laugh. And yeah...why is it funny that he would pay for dinner if you took you out? I set up a myspace account for myself a while back because you've got to be a member to view others and my friend wanted me to see hers and I've been getting weird messages ever since (and I don't even have a picture up!). I never could get the hang of it. :)
His name is Tree??? That was enough for me to shake my head in a severe NO. Seriously. You're just too hot, Beth. That's the problem.
His name on myspace is Treemendous. Take that in for a minute.