Thursday, March 29, 2007
Fun with Spam!
Hey Kids! Today we're going to take a look at a couple of emails I got recently that I think are just hilarious. They say essentially the same thing, but the subject lines are what really got me. The first one says, "Fatten up your trousersnake." Yes, that's right. I said trousersnake. One word. What did I tell you people? I'm NOT a dude. I don't have a snake in my trousers, and if I did, I certainly wouldn't want it any fatter. This email reads:
Feeling insecure about your manhood can effect every aspect of your life.
Man Xl will cure all these problems and more.
No more worries about size, you'll have more stamina and last longer.
Women can sense when a guy isn't secure about himself, do something about
it.
(insert link to shady website here)
an envious eye doth most hurt, are when the party envied is beheld
Wow! More stamina AND I can last longer?! That's what I call a two-fer! And what's with the retarded proverb at the end? Pick a verb, any verb.
The subject of the second email is "Your manly bits," which sounds more sophisticated because "bits" is a word they use more in England, which makes you want to say this subject with a British accent, which always sounds nicer and more refined than an American accent. The email itself is just as classy:
Increase the size of your manly parts.
Six months from now you can be the man you've always wanted to be.
Your girlfriend will love it..and the wife too, hehe.
(another shady web link)
asketh a strong wit, and a
Oh no! They left me hanging! Asketh a strong wit, and a what? AND A WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Feeling insecure about your manhood can effect every aspect of your life.
Man Xl will cure all these problems and more.
No more worries about size, you'll have more stamina and last longer.
Women can sense when a guy isn't secure about himself, do something about
it.
(insert link to shady website here)
an envious eye doth most hurt, are when the party envied is beheld
Wow! More stamina AND I can last longer?! That's what I call a two-fer! And what's with the retarded proverb at the end? Pick a verb, any verb.
The subject of the second email is "Your manly bits," which sounds more sophisticated because "bits" is a word they use more in England, which makes you want to say this subject with a British accent, which always sounds nicer and more refined than an American accent. The email itself is just as classy:
Increase the size of your manly parts.
Six months from now you can be the man you've always wanted to be.
Your girlfriend will love it..and the wife too, hehe.
(another shady web link)
asketh a strong wit, and a
Oh no! They left me hanging! Asketh a strong wit, and a what? AND A WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
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