Onward Hoe!

What is it about me that makes people think they can say bizarre and mildly rude things to me? I mean, it's generally the students who do it, so is it a cultural thing? I'm not so sure. You be the judge.

One guy told me and everyone else within earshot that I had a mustache.

Not two hours later, I had a conversation with a different man that went something like this:

Him: You haven't eaten lunch yet?
Me: Nope.
Him: Why not?
Me: I'm not hungry.
Him: Have you eaten a lot today?
Me: Not really.
Him: Are you trying to lose weight?
Me: (sarcastically, a little uncomfortable about where this conversation is going) Oh always.
Him: (sympathetically) But you can't?
Me: Ummmm...Go to class.

WOW. So needless to say, I feel like a total Betty right now. I think I'll go watch America's Next Top Model with a pint of Ben and Jerry's, thus negating the whole hour I spent on the treadmill this afternoon, and then join a convent.