Tuesday, March 27, 2007
note to future husband
*But first, a note to everyone else. You have my permission to use my idea(s), but only after I get married. I've got dibs. If you steal them before I get married, it's going to look like I'm copying you, and I'd just like to declare here and now that these were mine first. If you steal them, not only will I sabotage your up-do, but I also promise to fill your home with room-temperature eggs and open containers of dairy products while you're away on your honeymoon.
Gosh, that was lady-like. Could somebody tell me again why I'm not married?
Dear Future Husband,
You may know me from such wedding ideas as Proposal at the Feet of Jesus, Ceremony at Sevilla Cathedral, Honeymoon in Italy, and Potluck Reception. Well I must have been dreaming of you last night because when I woke up this morning, I was thinking about our wedding. Don't ask me why, and don't think you're not going to get it later for waking me up at 6:15 talking wedding business when we may or may not have even met yet. But anywho, here's the idea: New Year's Wedding. December 31st, 10:00 p.m., we get hitched. Formal attire. Reception/New Year's party to follow. I realize, of course, that a black-tie affair might not really be the place for a potluck, but I'm willing to forgo said potluck for an open bar.
All my love,
Your Future Wife
Gosh, that was lady-like. Could somebody tell me again why I'm not married?
Dear Future Husband,
You may know me from such wedding ideas as Proposal at the Feet of Jesus, Ceremony at Sevilla Cathedral, Honeymoon in Italy, and Potluck Reception. Well I must have been dreaming of you last night because when I woke up this morning, I was thinking about our wedding. Don't ask me why, and don't think you're not going to get it later for waking me up at 6:15 talking wedding business when we may or may not have even met yet. But anywho, here's the idea: New Year's Wedding. December 31st, 10:00 p.m., we get hitched. Formal attire. Reception/New Year's party to follow. I realize, of course, that a black-tie affair might not really be the place for a potluck, but I'm willing to forgo said potluck for an open bar.
All my love,
Your Future Wife
2 comments:
Oh my gosh, Laura. I TOTALLY had Harry and Sally in mind too! We are both geniuses.
seriously, i'll battle for this one. i'm pretty sure i was sharing it with laura lorenzetti, brittany, among others.
okay, i won't really battle you for it. i don't really think i'm in control of what months i'll be getting married in, anyway. i would just take great joy in attending a new year's eve wedding, as long as there's confetti at midnight and i get to wear a ball gown. (not white, of course.)
but, if need be, i will provide corroborating witnesses if need be.
:)
great minds think alike.