Onward Hoe!

Those of you who've been faithful readers of this blog for the past year may remember the BBQ/dessert contest that Brooke's church has every year. Last year's "Slaughterhouse Five" took the top prize in the aesthetics competition. We're going for another win this year. It's a very different approach, not quite as funny, and not at all on the BBQ theme, but impressive nonetheless. And this year, it's edible. Ladies and gentlemen, behold. I give you...

NAMELESS OLD CAKE MAN WITH A COMB-OVER (If you can think of a good name for him, please let me know. Right now, the best I've come up with is King Triton.)


Here's Nameless Old Cake Man from the front. The green things are meant to be his shoulders, but they came out a tad on the lumpy side.


Here he is in the fridge. I love this picture because I feel like I'm sneaking up on him. Like he's hanging out in there with the barbeque sauce and the cranberry juice, and he doesn't know I'm taking his picture.