Onward Hoe!

So I was in el centro today and I saw at LEAST 5 mullets. Seriously, it was almost like being at a Styx/Bad Company concert...except they were "trendy" Euro-mullets. It's a whole new breed. One of them was hilarious. A woman. Man, I can't even do it justice in words. And at that point, I wished I had thought of it before. I should have brought a one-time use camera to carry with me everywhere just to take pictures of these Euro-mullet hair creations. They're amazing. But I missed my chance.

So this chick...it really looked like a wig. You know when you see those really awful looking 80's punk rocker mullet wigs?? They come in all different colors. That is the style she had. It was brown with blonde chunks. Not streaks. CHUNKS. Blocks even. And it was unnaturally straight. And given a length scale from 1-10, the front was a 2, the sides and top a 3.5, and the back a 5-ish, but it was kind of layered...much like the 80's punk rocker wigs. I wished that many of you could have been there with me. I'm not sure who would've appreciated it the most, but I'm quite sad that I didn't get a photo so as to share it with you later. Now it's another moment like the sunset in Cinque Terre. I have to remember it to see it, and it was a moment just for me, Sofie, and Sara...though not a Bob Ross one.