Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Top 10 Reasons Why Spain Cracks Me Up
(Partially inspired by Shelley's NYC driving tips)
10. Drivers stop at crosswalks when there are no stoplights, but...
9. Drivers nearly run you over as if you're in the wrong when they're driving on the sidewalk.
8. Related to 9: The sidewalk is used as an extra lane/parking lot.
7. 2 sports only: soccer and bull fighting.
6. Burger King sells beer.
5. Marge Simpson's Spanish dubbed voice is exactly the same as her American English voice.
4. "Bienvenidos" (ghetto karaoke TV show I'm addicted to)
3. Classified ads on MTV.
2. The cleaning crew that comes every Saturday showed up this past weekend at 10:45 p.m.
1. Construction workers work in a Speedo and a tool belt. I'm not even sure whether or not they're wearing shoes. Come on guys, safety first.
10. Drivers stop at crosswalks when there are no stoplights, but...
9. Drivers nearly run you over as if you're in the wrong when they're driving on the sidewalk.
8. Related to 9: The sidewalk is used as an extra lane/parking lot.
7. 2 sports only: soccer and bull fighting.
6. Burger King sells beer.
5. Marge Simpson's Spanish dubbed voice is exactly the same as her American English voice.
4. "Bienvenidos" (ghetto karaoke TV show I'm addicted to)
3. Classified ads on MTV.
2. The cleaning crew that comes every Saturday showed up this past weekend at 10:45 p.m.
1. Construction workers work in a Speedo and a tool belt. I'm not even sure whether or not they're wearing shoes. Come on guys, safety first.
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